john mayer.

mar met john mayer last night. at the spotted pig in new york's finest west village (i've been there)!

anyhow, on my lunchtime walk, i was mulling it over in my head and i decided what my pick-up line would have been...

"hey john. i thought you never liked this apple much. it always seemed too big to touch."

...then we'd live happily ever after (although he seems to really be tipping the needle on the jerk scale as of late). i still have a soft spot for him.

enter the lyrics of one of my favorite john mayer songs of all time.



enjoy.